These are some of mine from parents and grandparents:
"Don't dispute my word!"
"You are impossible!"
"Go to your room and think about what you've done!"
"Go outside and pick me a switch!"
"Get me a rattail comb, Dippity Doo and V-05. Don't forget the Aqua Net!"
"Your ears are so dirty, you could grow mushrooms in there!"
"If you tattle on your sister, YOU will get in trouble!"
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
"Braid or pony tail?"
"If you can remember all these facts about David Cassidy, you can do well in school too."
"The very idea!"
"Don't count your chickens before they've hatched"
"Problems are like white meat...the more you chew on it, the bigger it gets."
"Get up there durn ya, 'fore I eat ya!"
"I see said the blind man to his deaf and dumb dog"
"Don't tell me you're broke! You have a box full of checks!"
"I may be little, but my problem is as big as me!"
"I no lady, I Taryn!" (priceless to this day)
"Kiss me you fool!"
"Daddy, what does F**k mean?"
Try coming up with your own catch phrases. They'll make you smile.
More Musings Later-