Sunday, January 18, 2009

How Come?

How Come-
The people that are doing dental commercials all have dentures?

How Come-
Girls/Women scream for male rock stars? You don't see guys screaming for Beyonce or Christina Aguillera...?

How Come-
People want a celebrity to sign their name on a piece of paper?

How Come-
Some gay guys are attracted to guys that look like women? Wouldn't that make them straight?


How Come-
Gay girls are attracted to masculine women? Wouldn't that make them straight?

How Come-
Little kids are so cruel to other kids at recess?

How Come-
The Ku Klux Klan wear those ridiculous robes with hoods?

How Come-
Ray Lewis of the Baltimore Ravens does that strange, vulgar dance when he comes onto the football field?

How Come-
As a kid, you feel like you know alot of answers, but the older you get, the less you know!

How Come-
Paula Abdul is a judge on American Idol? She doesn't critique anyone except to say they look beautiful or handsome. Not to mention she's not a singer.

How Come-
Paula Abdul wants to be on "Dancing with the Stars" when she is a professional dancer?

How Come-
Willie Nelson,Porter Waggoner and Bob Dylan became famous singers? Their voices are pretty crappy, although 2 of them are great songwriters.

How Come-
Garth Brooks talks about himself in 3rd person?

How Come-
Peyton Manning sounds like he needs to blow his nose all the time?

How Come-
Ann Coulter said that 9/11 widows "wanted attention" after the attacks? I think it's the other way around.




How Come-
Bill O'Reilly thinks that the country needs him to tell us what is "spin or no spin"? I think he is a goober.

How Come-
Our government doesn't implement "Domestic Partnership" for gay couples with the same rights as married couples?

How Come-
This blog seems to crash by saying, "Internet Explorer could not establish a connection." I'm obviously online?

How Come?
Well?

More Musings Later-

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