Showing posts with label south in your mouth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label south in your mouth. Show all posts

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Ever had South in Your Mouth?

Some of my favorites:
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SIM (South in Mouth): Don't give me the labor pains, just give me the baby!
Translation: Don't tell me every little thing that happened. Just the facts!
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SIM: Land the plane!
Translation: Get to the point!
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SIM: We're in a Mell-uva-Hess!
Translation: Code for "We're in a Hell of a Mess"
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SIM: (If you have a cold, snort) Get up there, dang it! 'Fore I eatcha!
Translation: I shudder to even think about it. Moving on.
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SIM: Laripin good! (sp?)
Translation: That was extremely good!
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SIM: "Bless Yore Heart"
Translation: You're a Moron.
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SIM: Lipstick and Paint makes you plenty of what you ain't
Translation: True beauty is not found by wearing makeup
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SIM Honorary Southerner - Dolly Parton

"It takes alot of money to look this cheap,"
Dolly Parton to Zubin Mehta at the Kennedy Center Honors
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"If I couldn't beller for a living, I don't know what I'd do..."
Dolly Parton on her singing career
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More Musings Later-