Showing posts with label How Come. Show all posts
Showing posts with label How Come. Show all posts

Sunday, May 03, 2009

How Come?

I have wondered about certain "rules" if you will, that we all "should" abide by. But, I've never understood why. So, I thought I would share my list of "How Come's?"

HOW COME-

  • A handtowel in a bathroom is for looks only and shouldn't be used after washing your hands?

  • You shouldn't wear white shoes after Labor Day?


  • You shouldn't put a small fridge in the living room if you want to?


  • Women still have to wear bras?


  • We shouldn't wear pj's during the day?


  • Women eyeball what and how much other women are eating when they are out in public?

  • Women won't wear bathing suits cause they're "too fat", does that stop you from wearing clothes too?

  • Alot of lesbians are masculine looking?


  • Some people are against gay marriage?


  • People jump to conclusions?


  • Tele-evangelists are rich?


  • Most people don't want to think for themselves?




  • Toilet paper rolls should be put on the holder thingy?





  • When you go house hunting and see a home with lots of windows, you cringe at the thought of the time it will take to clean them?

  • Women wear low cut blouses and get mad when men stare at their chest?


  • If women wear low cut blouses, men don't wear low cut pants?


  • Women wear high heels when they are so uncomfortable?


  • God perfected life when he made animals? Do we deserve them?



  • The true concept of God is too enormous for humans to wrap their minds around

  • All the dishes in a dishwasher should be washed before they go through a cycle? Isn't that the point of having a dishwasher?

  • The Conservatives believe in the death penalty but are against abortion?

Just asking, that's all.
More Musings Later-

Sunday, January 18, 2009

How Come?

How Come-
The people that are doing dental commercials all have dentures?

How Come-
Girls/Women scream for male rock stars? You don't see guys screaming for Beyonce or Christina Aguillera...?

How Come-
People want a celebrity to sign their name on a piece of paper?

How Come-
Some gay guys are attracted to guys that look like women? Wouldn't that make them straight?


How Come-
Gay girls are attracted to masculine women? Wouldn't that make them straight?

How Come-
Little kids are so cruel to other kids at recess?

How Come-
The Ku Klux Klan wear those ridiculous robes with hoods?

How Come-
Ray Lewis of the Baltimore Ravens does that strange, vulgar dance when he comes onto the football field?

How Come-
As a kid, you feel like you know alot of answers, but the older you get, the less you know!

How Come-
Paula Abdul is a judge on American Idol? She doesn't critique anyone except to say they look beautiful or handsome. Not to mention she's not a singer.

How Come-
Paula Abdul wants to be on "Dancing with the Stars" when she is a professional dancer?

How Come-
Willie Nelson,Porter Waggoner and Bob Dylan became famous singers? Their voices are pretty crappy, although 2 of them are great songwriters.

How Come-
Garth Brooks talks about himself in 3rd person?

How Come-
Peyton Manning sounds like he needs to blow his nose all the time?

How Come-
Ann Coulter said that 9/11 widows "wanted attention" after the attacks? I think it's the other way around.




How Come-
Bill O'Reilly thinks that the country needs him to tell us what is "spin or no spin"? I think he is a goober.

How Come-
Our government doesn't implement "Domestic Partnership" for gay couples with the same rights as married couples?

How Come-
This blog seems to crash by saying, "Internet Explorer could not establish a connection." I'm obviously online?

How Come?
Well?

More Musings Later-